Wednesday, February 28, 2024

Alarmed: "The Alarmist" (1997)

Tommy (David Arquette) is a young and naive home security alarm salesman taken under the wing of Heinrich (Stanley Tucci). Tommy is a golden boy, scoring a big sale on his first call- to widow Gale (Kate Capshaw) and her dopey son Howard (Ryan Reynolds). Things are going well for Tommy- he is appearing in commercials for the security firm and he is falling in love with Gale, but then Heinrich and his right-hand woman Sally (Mary McCormack) let him in on a little secret, they sometimes break into the houses of their clients in order to scare them and to get their neighbors to buy security systems from the firm. Tommy decides not to get involved, taking Gale to meet his family, and going through life with a goofy smile on his face. Something happens that drives Tommy over the edge, and the climax has him holding a gun to his boss' head.

Based on a stage play, "The Alarmist" is not opened up well. The scenes where Tommy takes Gale to meet his parents are badly played and completely unfunny. They are also out of line with the character Capshaw is playing, as Gale gets drunk and tells sexually explicit stories to Tommy's mom (Michael Learned). Other than these scenes, Capshaw is not given much to do, but she does a lot with the little she is given. Stanley Tucci is a riot as the security firm owner. He is a creep who really does not understand Tommy's moral revulsion, but when he turns into a sniveling whiner after Arquette kidnaps him, he is hilarious. Mary McCormack seems to have been groomed for a bigger role, but she mostly stands around and agrees with Tucci. Ryan Reynolds is too old to play a dumb teenager, but he is funny, especially telling his own explicit sexual story to Arquette. The screenplay lurches from romantic comedy to dark comedy too soon. Capshaw meeting the parents is completely unmotivated, except to give her a reason to get out of town so someone can break into her house. Capshaw and Reynolds are in the film just to give Arquette a reason to take revenge on Tucci. Arquette, who has proven he is a good bad actor, is awful here. He relies on the constipated mugging that got him through too many other projects, and he is not a strong enough presence to build this weak film around. Actually, Reynolds might have been a better choice in the role. Dunsky's direction is good, nothing that will win an Oscar soon. Christophe Beck's light jazzy score recalls the type of film noir this film tries to be, and it is really catchy on top of that.

Despite the pluses, Arquette's failure as a lead and the script's schizophrenic quality sinks "The Alarmist." Also known as "Life During Wartime." (* *) out of five stars.

*Get a physical copy of "The Alarmist" on Amazon here*

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